videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

(Source: wdbj7.com, via the-stories-inside-my-head)

sarcasticallysassy:

lovedtypething:

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

it is illegal to be myself in 76 countries

that’s about 39% of all the countries in the world

gay marriage is legal in about .07% of countries

don’t fucking talk to me about straight pride ever again

(via the-stories-inside-my-head)

spookysimpson:

nyoom

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via nobleunicorn)

sharmingas:

stripe-d:

how to shop in two steps :

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prostidude

(Source: zonation, via chasinglife-grenna)

clocktalk:

saw it comin 100 miles away and I’m still dead

(Source: iraffiruse, via satansaurousrex)

Tags: fav

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

(via anticipat-ed-serendipity)

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(via anticipat-ed-serendipity)

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

a-lil-too-gay-to-be-bi

(via the-debbie-downer)

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(Source: weheartit.com, via the-debbie-downer)