coballion:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

(via tattoos-and-voodoo)

(Source: aidn, via lohanthony)

coballion:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

(via tattoos-and-voodoo)

coballion:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

(via tattoos-and-voodoo)

thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

(Source: thankyoucorndog, via eternal-darkshine)

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: goldenshawty, via betterecognize)

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

(via theentirecatpopulationismyfriend)

cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

(via im-not-your-saint)

spuandi:

HAHAHHA

spuandi:

HAHAHHA

(Source: enchantedswift13, via mystory-goeson)

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

(via nicedildo)

(Source: feedmesashimi, via nicki-nack)

dannydino11:

I want to take a girl to Santa Cruz and kiss her like this tbh

dannydino11:

I want to take a girl to Santa Cruz and kiss her like this tbh

(via toolesbiantofunction)

"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

a-lil-too-gay-to-be-bi

(Source: jaclcfrost, via baby-hold-on)