michaelsrainbowhair:

when someone asks you what your favorite band is then insults them

(via justhewayimnott)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via daydreamingroses)

lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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(via sexualunicorn)

thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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(via heckayeah)

  • Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
  • Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
  • Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
  • Me: getting crazy up in here

biggest pet peeve is having to repeat myself

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via lying-underneath-starry-skies)

majortvjunkie:

taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence

(via haiitsmorgan14)

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

(Source: onlinegf, via lying-underneath-starry-skies)

maraudinq:


I thought this was going to be funny but it got really sad really fast

maraudinq:

I thought this was going to be funny but it got really sad really fast

(Source: babylandbrat, via justconniez)

(Source: terezi-vevo, via baerito)